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You know you're Croatian when...
1. Your MAMA (mom) and TATA (dad) can't understand the concept of Turkey for anything else but Thanksgiving (so not at all  ). For Christmas its JAGNJE or SVINJE (lamb or pork).
2. You're 100% positive that your country is most beautiful in the world, despite the fact that you've never crossed the border.
(Yeah I did. And it's still the most beautiful country in the world dammit!)
3. As soon as you`re born, you are expert in three (3) disciplines: Politics, Medicine and Football managment
4. You're trying to convince people of purity of Croatian languange by using English.
5. You're always complaining about problems in your life, but you never had guts to do something about it, with overall excuse: "neću prljati ruke, ja sam fin, beÄ?ka Å¡kola." (I won't get my hands dirty, I'm refined, Viennese school)
6. Smoking any quantity or quality of grass at all is a natural hobby and you do it anywhere, anytime, with anyone (even the police, soldiers, and the President).
7. Riots start, led by the police.
8. All meals your MAMA (Mom) has ever prepared contain one key ingredient: "Vegeta" ('cause it is Croatian).
9. You learned to walk and talk the first time you got drunk.
10. You are never ever allowed to sit by an open window for fear of catching pneumonia from the "propuh" (draught) (even in the middle of summer).
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