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11. You're not allowed to leave the house with damp hair.
12. There is a bar in your church hall that contains a 2-year supply of brandy.
13. The use of vulgar language at home is unacceptable, unless it is Croatian -> If Croatians are vulgar than Serbian or Bosnian are POPESCU of vulgarity.
14. English verbs are acceptable if used with the ending "-ati", which makes them Croatian: "play-ati", "study-ati", "fuck-ati"...
15. Your DIDA (granddad) mows the lawn in knee high black socks and sandals.
16. Your DIDA has a shot of RAKIJA (schnapps) for breakfast.
17. At least one family member makes his own wine.
18. At least one family member makes his own 150 proof moonshine (rakija/Å¡ljivovica).
19. Å*LJIVOVICA is used not only to celebrate at all occasions, but to cure illness and as a massage lotion as well.
20. LOZA is another type of RAKIJA, made from grape, and hers main power is to "correct" peoples mind and give super powers to people who drink it.
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