OK heres a joke a friend said once that was so dumb I ended up smirking at her because she thought it was so clever...

"Two vampire bats were hunting one night, looking for some blood to suck, but couldn't find any so they flew back to their cave. But one bat didn't give up and went out to hunt again. After an hr or so he flew back with blood all over him. The second bat asked, shocked, "How did you do that?" The first bat said, follow me...and led him to a wall. "There", He said...

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