I was breaking brunch with homies one day and noticed a fly kept buzzing around one guy's roast duck wonton noodle soup. He kept shoo-ing it away with his chopsticks as he was talking to us. I saw that he connected with it at least a couple of times but not enough to kill it just to shoo it away. But that's disgusting. He kept slurping up the noodles without a thought to where this fly has been; like all up in the toilet bowls, all up in garbage, all up in feces and urine, yuck.

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