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A nympho couldnt help herself. But still got married anyway. Her hubby said if he ever caught her fucking another man he would leave.

Time went by and the nympho kinda needed some extra lurvin, so she stopped a Scottish bloke passing by and got him into bed for a shag. Hubby got home early from work and she said to the Scottish bloke ''Quick hide in my top drawer'' So he did.
Time went by she forgot about the top drawer, and felt the need in her again. This time she stopped an English bloke and when hubby came home again she got the English guy to hide in the middle drawer.
Time again went by and with the desire rearing its ugly head she stopped an Irish man. Same thing happened.. hubby came home, and she told the Irish bloke to hide in the bottom drawer.
Months and months went by before she remembered these men and when she did, she went straight to the drawers to see what had happened.

She opened the top drawer, which was full of dirty knickers, and the Scottish bloke was dead!
She opened the middle drawer, which was full of dirty bras, and the English bloke was dead.
She opened the bottom drawer, which was full of used sanitary towels, and the Irish guy jumped out....

She screamed then said '' How the fuck did you survive?''
And the Irish guy said '' Easy.. I fed myself on your jam sandwiches''

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