WTH? Hello!
I guess when all the blood left his brain and went to his pee-pee, what little common sense this man had to begin with went with it....can you say, "What an idiot?" Dumbass of the Year award hands down. Nothing surprises me anymore...
A better headline would have been, "Park Bench Almost Does a Lorena Bobbit"
And for all you twenty-somethings who don't know the story of what Lorena Bobbit did to John Wayne Bobbit, check it out.
John and Lorena Bobbitt - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
