From Sydney Confidential
AFTER signing
PR guru Max Markson as her new agent, “Chk-Chk Boom Girl” Clare Werbeloff is headed into the recording studio to make an album.
Markson has commissioned a team of songwriters to create a hit song for the bogus crime witness.
We gather the brief included “get her to use the expression chk-chk”.
Markson yesterday said he had high hopes for Chk-Chk’s musical career, adding that what Chk-Chk wants most of all “is to become a television presenter”.
Werbeloff, 19, became a global internet sensation with her colourful though entirely made up eyewitness account of a shooting in Sydney’s Kings Cross.
T-shirts and beer mugs were made in her honour, and she was even offered of a magazine bikini shoot.
When a news crew asked for witnesses to the shooting , Werbeloff, who longs to be famous, stepped forward on the spur of the moment - and straight into instant celebrity.
“There were these two wogs fighting,” Ms Werbeloff said to the camera.
“The fatter wog said to the skinnier wog: ‘Oi bro, you slept with my cousin.’ And the other one said: ‘Nah man, I didn’t for shit, eh’ and the other one goes: ‘I will call on my fully sick boys, eh.’ And then pulled out a gun and went ‘chk-chk boom’.”
- With The Australian
HAHAHAHAHHA i would love to hear how she sings LOL
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