Ahhh....Scandinavian women -- the object of my never ending obsession.

I am not qualified to give an opinion about how to approach Swedish girls, but I know much about their Norwegian counterparts.

To approach Norwegian girls, an Asian male merely needs to do plenty of the following:

(1) Sing and whistle lots of A-HA songs. For those of you who missed the 80s music phase, A-HA is a Norwegian band, which came up with catchy tunes such as "The Sun Always Shines on TV" and "Take Me On."

(2) Learn to cook a nice hot dish meal.

Heheh.