british food will make u lose 10kg fast because u wont want to eat it.

I had a deep-fried Twinkie at the State Fair here in Arizona. It was okay. The booth also sold deep fried Oreos/chocolate mousse/cheesecake/Snickers/um I don't remember what else. The deep fried chocolate mousse was the best of all the ones I tried. It was like cracking open a crispy doughnut to find a gooey hot chocolate mess inside. You had to sort of drink the chocolate ooze inside by tilting the paper plate up to your mouth. Some people put whipped cream on it, which is disgustiiiiiiiing!
I felt really gross after tasting all that, so I had to wash it down with curly fries and a beer. What was funny was that I had invited a classmate from South Korea to the fair with me, and my friends kept repeating to him "This is NOT traditional American food! We only eat like this at the fair!"

Oh, man. It isn't that bad, honestly! I grew up eating real home-cooked Japanese meals every day until I came to the UK, but I often go to countryside pubs and have a proper Sunday lunch. Whenever I'm really f-cked up by my PhD writing-up, I just get out of Manchester on my crappy Honda and eat something real. Manchester is ideally located for this purpose since it's right next to the Peak District.

The problem is that not so many English girls can cook real English meals (or hardly any food, in that sense).