Although I'm not too fond of the gov't making new laws every day, this one, the cell-phone law, gets my support.

I can't stand drivers who drive and yap with their phones to their ears. Please ticket the crap out of them.

But please don't make a new law that prohibits reading and walking at the same time. That will affect me. Of course it's all about me.

sanfranciscoNH

I know I shouldn't use the word "MILF," but it's so universally understood now and part of everybody's (sorry, I meant every guy's) lexicon (not in formal settings, of course). Plus, it's short and easy to use.

Anyway, on with my MILF story.

Flew Southwest recently. Sat next to a MILF. This wasn't by choice. You know Southwest. If you check in late, you get the worst seats. Yup, those middle seats. I hate middle seats. But on this occasion, the middle...

sanfranciscoNH

What makes a person grateful for all that you do for them?

I plan! I scheme! I organize and I'm the one that has to have ALL the answers!

Today was my mothers birthday. Happy day, right? Wrong!! I had to tell my family just what to get her. Where we were going to eat and when.

And she knows that I am the one that dose all of this and then I get dirt thrown in my face.

I'm sick and tired of going to lengths for this woman and...

echolake

When I arrived at some big East Coast city for a wedding, I was greeted by the bride-to-be with hugs and kisses. After the warmy reception, I received specific instructions from her about one of the bride's maids. "You are not to hit on, flirt with, or end up in bed with X. X is my best friend and I don't want you to screw her over. Over my dead body. Cousin or not. Comprende?!?!"

Wow!! Kind of presumptuous, I might say.
Did I heed those warnings? No. ...

sanfranciscoNH

After being lost in Desolation Wilderness for a number of days ive come to the realization that i need to do my part in helping bring together all races of the world community (meaning females of all races with ME)...Holler back if you wish to be part of my movement

ZennyHana

Hey everyone.

This is ken living in Beirut for the time being. wanted to say hello to all out there

arkarawit

Anyone know how to or if i can change my username?

I'm just on here to have fun talkin shit is comedy to me

RYama33

I said I wouldn't touch my Club Racer. Keep it in original condition. Well doods...that's out the door. Today I stopped by an import-tuner shop and had them special order two parts for my CR. Paid the bill in full. Will take about 3 weeks for the APEXi to come in. The Aircharger will arrive in 2 days.

The mods I plan on doing are "undo-able" so I can replace the original stock parts in the future. I mean after all this is a very limited edition Club Racer. Only...

BNZ

I love white girls ;)

tofugod69