For whatever reason, some of you messaged me, inquiring if I'm a teacher.

No, I'm not a teacher. Plus, for the sake of America's future, you don't want me to educate the next generation. Also, teaching doesn't pay well. That's unfortunate.

Kudos to you teachers. Kudos to my former teachers for putting up with me. I was a problem child-student, always sitting in the back of the class sleeping, chasing girls during recess, copying someone's homework, and learning...

sanfranciscoNH

I am guilty of objectifying women. I deserve whatever punishment from you ladies.

Maybe this is my punishment:

For the past several months, I've been getting a steady dose of my own medicine.

One time, I was walking down the street with a colleague and a dude stopped right in front of us, stared us up and down, and said, "Uh Yeah...looking fine, you two."

Another time, a guy whistled and said, "Are you single?"...

sanfranciscoNH

I'm so glad that I found this community. It makes me happy to know that there are such nice people that I'd like to talk to in one place. Thank you all for such a lovely welcome. Now, I'm off to work.

Rukana