What you may ask! These things called boobs. I realized why I can’t be a girly girl, because I can’t afford it. I can’t afford having to buy cute dresses and keep paying to have them altered. You think I am joking? NO! Every time I got to the mall, I see these cute outfits that I would love to wear but there is one problem: my boobs!

Yes these things that guys would love to have just to play with them, well let me tell them they are a pain. Mine are too big, hate them, I swear...

sabercat

So after a very long 4 hour discussion with one of my closest girl friends, I have decided to put something to the test.

Here's the objective: Try to see if I can get some dates without much change. Lets see if it can be done

Mainly because me as a girly girl just doesn't work. I have tried it before, awhile back I tried to wear a dress/skirt/high heels everyday for a month. By the end of the month, all the guys who noticed me told me I was better off in my t-shirts,...

sabercat

Speier proposes national speed limit

Would the fine folks of Hillsborough recall her, please.

In protest, I'm contemplating moving to Germany.
The Autobahn awaits me.

sanfranciscoNH

Moments ago, I was having dinner at the bar at a restaurant. Moments later, this mid-30s lady sat two seats away.

She was alone. I was alone. We're both alone. Bam! Male instinct took over. I started chatting with her, creating small talks, e.g., asking her if she was a local, etc. Then we talked about domestic partnerships (don't ask why), how shes loves San Francisco, and that she loves the gay community in SF. [Hmmm...maybe she thought I was gay. I was dressing nice, like...

sanfranciscoNH

got 4hrs of sleep last night.

got 3.5hrs the night before.

do i have to drug myself to fall asleep?

don't want to resort to drugs b/c i'm trying to stay organic. not orgasmic, you dirty-minded folks.

sanfranciscoNH

WHY?? can someone please, PLEASE...tell me why little boys dont like to take showers????

i have a lil girl already...and i really want to have all boys next..but damn, helpin' my dad watch his kids and seeing my lil brothers behavior has me having second thoughts.

this lil boy (who will be 10 on the 31st) seriously will lie and fight you about taking showers. this is what happend today.

me: you need to get in the shower.
cam: no i dont, grandma...

brwnsuga0407

I got a call from Tribal Education-there was a problem with my FNA at school. The Financial Need Analysis is a form my school sends to the tribe, and based on that, the tribe allocates funds to me. I had already modified my FAFSA to change my marital status to separated, so my husband's sizable income is not in the picture. After some phone calls, I found out that my husband never filed our 2007 taxes. Nothing I find out about him disappoints me anymore. I have also learned to never put my...

paloma