Why is it that all of my short friends have tall boyfriends but I usually end up dating guys that are my height, so I can't ever wear my cute heels and feel sexy??? I'm 5'10'', so with any heel at all, we're talking 6' - my short girlfriends have boyfriends that are 6'2'' and 6'3''. My ex was 5'10'' and the last few dates I've been on were guys who asked me out that were 5'11''. *sigh* No fair!!!!

gemini56

I needed a Chinese visa for an upcoming trip.

Read the instructions on the Chinese consulate's website.

Then I went to the Chinese consulate to apply for a visa. I brought everything they asked, per the website.

Went to the counter. The lady said, "Where is your hotel and flight itineraries?"

Me: "Uhhhmm...I don't have that. Your website and application packet didn't mention that I needed to bring them to the consulate."...

sanfranciscoNH

My optometrist squeezed me in for an appt today after someone canceled his/her appt.

So far, so good.

Then my the optometrist said, "I need to dilate your eyes."

My response: "Go ahead, Dr., you're the boss."

After my appt., I walked out onto the streets.
Blind.
Squinting.
Could barely see my way around.

Fortunately, I was in a good SF neighborhood....

sanfranciscoNH

We are some retarded folks here in California.

(07-17) 14:57 PDT SAN FRANCISCO -- San Francisco voters will be asked to decide whether to name a city sewage plant in honor of President Bush, after a satiric measure qualified for the November ballot today.

Rest of the article.

Here's a website devoted to the above agenda.

sanfranciscoNH

so, just a bit ago i was reminded of the time my mom was on my cam naked...

ok ok.. let me explain...

I was over at my moms house one day...and i was in chat just chit chatting away...(cam on) and out of no where.. my mom walks out in her bra and underwear!

I jumped up so fast! "mommy noooooo!, my cam is on!" and I sorta push her back in the room.

I couldnt stop laughing!

I go back in chat...and i'm like.....

brwnsuga0407