I've been interviewing candidates to replace my current secretary who is leaving me soon. I don't blame her. She's overworked.

So, this candidate comes into my office.

She introduced herself and then blurted, "Ohh...I was expecting someone older."

Me: "What do you mean? [with a very puzzled look]"

Candidate: "Oh, you know, I'm use to working for older people."

Me: "Well, have...

sanfranciscoNH

Alright so normally my job is monotonous, make a call here and there, set a few appointments, and so on and so far. Nothing really interesting happens, that is until today. Now the creepy factor wouldn't have kicked it if it happened once but no it had to happen five times.

On five different occasions, I had males ranged 40-65 telling me I had a nice voice and that I should choose a more suited profession to display it. Umm yeah, had it been 20-35 year olds, I would of been okay...

sabercat

I had 2 flat tires today!!!! And they didn't even have the decency to happen at the same time. Nope! One this morning before work and one this evening after work. What a way to end and start the day. And pretty f-ing expensive at that!!!!

Koko23

I have survived my trip to SC. My oldest son is with my parents for the summer and I have some peace.

I realized early on that my mother is determined to be miserable in her life and she wants me to be miserable about it as well. As soon as she started in on the annual "I hate your father" speech, I just tune out. When she finally stops bitching, I ask her the same question I always ask her: "If you are so unhappy, why do you stay?"

She never...

Stardancer2008

I randomly feel like a moding a car, I don't know why, but I do. The funny thing is I wouldn't even know where to start and how to do it. I think this is all due to one of my friends bad influences and her obsession with cars. But yeah, its a random urge and I am really considering doing it, since my friend just bought a new 350Z. I'm gonna enlist my friend since she drools at the site of these and it could be an interesting project. Yep two girls, moding a car, with little knowledge of how to...

sabercat