I apologize to women everywhere for ever complaining about you never wearing eyeliner nearly enough.

I understand now. That shit is no joke.

If you remember a past blog ...

yeah well I'm officially taking myself OFF the dating market.

Have a fun and safe night...

Don't Open Your Eyes When You Sneeze....


Alice in Wonderland...


Little Red Riding Hood...


Penguin Zombie...
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I have the weekend off!! I need this so badly. My body is so tired from two jobs and four classes plus my son and dogs.

I have to remind myself its all worth it and it will pay off.

I am seriously considering moving back to VA next year. Right now I am just focusing on the day to day and remembering to write things in my planner.

Thursday I had a report on Chile due and I had completely forgotten. I think I set the world record for most pages of dribble...

Every minute feels like a lifetime here in my hell.

"I would fall out of a plane before I would cheat on you. I would break up with you to your face, before I EVER did anything like that. That is the one thing I would never do in a relationship."

I can't get this out of my head. It alternates between this, and flashbacks of the pictures I saw of him with another woman.

"I want to marry you. Have munchkins with you. I have never said this...

Toronto Zombie Walk 2009 x 2











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In every phase of every aspect of existence, a layer sheds away, another grows in its place and yet another begins to prepare itself beneath the new. In human nature we call this the past the present and the future, yet it translates into the material world, into energy and magnetism, and as the old Taoist adage goes, "from three came myriad things."

I asked my friend the other day if he knew for sure, without a shadow of a doubt, that we were Eternal Beings and that the...

or for you mac people:

Snow storms make me feel grateful I live in a beautiful, warm and cozy house. Really, how lucky could I be to watch the inches of ice accumulate from my window while I sit inside with a hot meal and a blanket, and my family around me?

I feel strangely good right now, and have the past few days. The funny part is I haven't been taking my happy pills. This is 100%, pure homegrown contentment.


Autumn is my favorite time of year, that could have something to do...

(I'm not making light of an earlier situation because I think that was pretty bad situation, but the comments brought up something I never knew occurred. So please bear with me.)

It's come to my attention that some guys send penis pictures to other people. I never knew this was proper behavior though so I've been missing out myself. Please advise me on the proper etiquette so that I'm not being creepy.

1. Do I send my penis pictures to unsuspecting members (pun 110%...