I just became an ordained minister. I am now a Reverend ordained by the Universal Life Church Monastary, and I did it all online for five bucks, and that was the cost of the certificate! Haha.

I was thinking maybe I'll start a church and become some kind of crazy cult leader. Wouldn't that be interesting? I could post blog entries on AL about how I influence young female disciples and bed them. I'll also post video interviews of them where they'll relentlessly compliment me while...