Beer Vs. Vagina
Posted 10-10-2006 at 11:21 PM by khmerguy
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
fun. One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
settles down. One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it One point to BEER
20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a Vagina... may take you weeks.
One Point to BEER
Final Score 11 BEER/ 8 VAGINA
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER
One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
fun. One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
settles down. One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it One point to BEER
20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a Vagina... may take you weeks.
One Point to BEER
Final Score 11 BEER/ 8 VAGINA
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER
Total Comments 15
Comments
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OK, so you will stick to beer or what?
Posted 10-11-2006 at 02:30 AM by Lady_Fate
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LF taht depends if the right vagina comes along and puts down more points than the beer then I must make room
Posted 10-11-2006 at 02:50 AM by khmerguy 
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Oh, I see ... hmmm ... it will be a hard race for that vagina! Posted 10-11-2006 at 02:52 AM by Lady_Fate
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Beer & Vagina?? Sounds like a corporate joint venture... Shall I draw up the papers sir?? Have some B&V. You'll like it! :biglaugh: :tongue:Posted 10-11-2006 at 05:02 AM by
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LMAO!!!!! Dude fucking hilariousPosted 10-11-2006 at 06:15 AM by Beerbuttchicken
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I will drink to both beer and vaginaPosted 10-11-2006 at 06:15 AM by Beerbuttchicken
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#21. Beer doesn't have STDs..One point to beerPosted 10-11-2006 at 06:16 AM by Beerbuttchicken
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You should do a thread for this and see if peeps can come up with points for beer vs. vaginaPosted 10-11-2006 at 06:17 AM by Beerbuttchicken
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things that make me go hmmmmmm????
So..if you sip slowly, which will keep its foamy head longer????
Beer or Cock?
10 POINTS BEER ! ahhh hahahahahaPosted 10-11-2006 at 06:41 AM by sunny
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....after you drained them...which will remember your name longer????
Beer or cock?
5 pts..BEER !! OMG.. i just kill myself hahahahahaaahahPosted 10-11-2006 at 06:43 AM by sunny
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Beer bottle never goes soft...
BEER 1 / cock 0
Posted 10-11-2006 at 06:19 PM by Bergamot
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Sometimes a girl will give up vagina after a few beers. :0Posted 10-12-2006 at 06:57 PM by mew
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beer one point, add an extra if you can have one after the deed and not hear whats attached to the vaginaQuote:Originally Posted by mewSometimes a girl will give up vagina after a few beers. :0
deng, sunny droppin mad points for beer vs. cock in favor the beer ehhh??? eh?? :p
u guys are too funny)Posted 10-13-2006 at 06:50 AM by khmerguy
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hehehe just having some fun....but maybe sunny hasnt met a cock
that is better than an ice cold beer???? now how sad is that???
I think it is time for a change..perhaps I will exchange the coors light for the
ASIAN LIGHT !!!!! wooo hoooooo!!!!!!Posted 10-13-2006 at 01:23 PM by sunny
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Beer doesn't give you grief like cock.
Points for beer!
Still a CLASSIC, dude!Posted 05-03-2008 at 12:16 PM by Sweet
