When It Rains It Pisses Down!
Posted 10-07-2008 at 03:51 PM by Ricecooker
Warning! I'm Ill!
Not sure why but I felt spectacularly shit today as soon as I finished my Sugar Puffs I was feeling ropey. I'm pretty sure the milk was fine and its common knowledge that the only things that will survive and remain intact after a nuclear holocaust will be cockroaches and Sugar Puffs, so I don't think they were contaminated in any way. Maybe someone done something funny with my spoon at work maybe went worm hunting on the nightshift. Whatever it was I felt bad, really bad. I managed to survive till lunch and forced some chicken bits and rice down my throatpipe in a vain hope of settling my gut which was starting to sound like an masturbating frog. It didn't work. It was messy. I was like a waterfall of technicolour hate! Grains of mushed up rice was coming out of my nose and still perfectly formed Sugar Puffs were coming out of my gob. And the fucking worst part about being sick at work? The bloody eye rakingly crapness that just isn't necessary when you have your head down the toilet? The absolute shittiest thing that you don't need when your already down and out? Backsplash
Not sure why but I felt spectacularly shit today as soon as I finished my Sugar Puffs I was feeling ropey. I'm pretty sure the milk was fine and its common knowledge that the only things that will survive and remain intact after a nuclear holocaust will be cockroaches and Sugar Puffs, so I don't think they were contaminated in any way. Maybe someone done something funny with my spoon at work maybe went worm hunting on the nightshift. Whatever it was I felt bad, really bad. I managed to survive till lunch and forced some chicken bits and rice down my throatpipe in a vain hope of settling my gut which was starting to sound like an masturbating frog. It didn't work. It was messy. I was like a waterfall of technicolour hate! Grains of mushed up rice was coming out of my nose and still perfectly formed Sugar Puffs were coming out of my gob. And the fucking worst part about being sick at work? The bloody eye rakingly crapness that just isn't necessary when you have your head down the toilet? The absolute shittiest thing that you don't need when your already down and out? Backsplash
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Oh my, must suck donkey balls. But your text about it is hilarious.
Get better soon.
Posted 10-07-2008 at 03:55 PM by Lady_Fate
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Regurgitated sugar puffs in the eye....damn! I feel like crap today too, but somehow you made me feel a lil better.
Posted 10-07-2008 at 04:02 PM by Diesel11
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your shitty broods are the best of the bunch on this site.
now, you can have a twinkie. i hope your milk was not from china.Posted 10-07-2008 at 06:00 PM by xqzmi
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Man you have quite the way with words. Sorry to hear you feel so shitty. Get better!!Posted 10-08-2008 at 07:59 AM by AkuHimeNoir
