You know how they say if anything bad can happen, it will and all at the same time??? Well guess what? It hit me...

My dad died. Yeah, the man who donated sperm to make one half of me died and his funeral is Monday. PROBLEM!! I have school in a completely different state on Monday, and its almost final's week.....

Then, my grandmother, in her infinite wisdom, decided not to tell me because apparently she thinks I have the willpower of an eggshell.....I'm not that fragile...

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Ok, I would just like to take responsibility now for the insanity that has ensued from all this. Yeah. I started it. Lil 19 year old Miss Eiko started the thing that caused so much ruckus.....

Honestly, if I knew so many people would be so up in arms about it, I wouldn't have done it.......

What started it all? Well it began in the summer.... I was bored and saw a few ladies had hot men in their profiles.....and so the wheels started turning in my head and I thought...

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This is a video of me and my friend from last night. We were being absolutely insane and decided to do a political ad.....


Comments PLEASE!!! lol

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This weekend, I had to carry a dear friend out of a party because he was way too drunk to function. He took in 3 cups of jungle juice and 1.5 cups of 151 proof liquor in less than 20 minutes. Never a good thing to do, even if you are a heavyweight. The guy was completely wasted and that's when the shit hit the fan...

He began to ramble on about how much he hated his life, about how fat he was (although he weighs the normal amount), and about how stupid and ugly he was. He said he...

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I HATE BEING IN THE MIDWEST!!!!!

I WANNA HAVE A FRIGGIN MEET ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ok, so midterms are finally over thank GOD!!!! I swear, I have been so just drained this week. papers due, statistics tests, and all that jazz really wears a girl OUT!! *flops on the couch* But there were some very good things that happened to me this week..

Monday: No nursing class this week, and so I had from 2 pm till Tuesday all to myself. I took that time to get all my supplies for my Halloween costume finally. The leotard came, so its just a matter of time before it all comes...

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So Sweetest Day has come and gone. For those who don't know, Sweetest Day is a Midwest thing where it's like Valentine's Day for the men. I honestly can't stand those godforsaken holidays and would rather go through Chinese water torture than deal with one, but I digress.

My heartthrob gay pet was my sweetheart. It felt odd, having him as a sweetheart. Why, I don't know, but it did. I care for him dearly, but quite frankly, it wouldn't feel the same as if I had a straight man as...

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Friday, Saturday and Sunday I have been involved in one of the largest events on my campus: The Renaissance Fair. It was my first Renaissance Fair ever, and so I was determined to work my ass off to have fun.

Friday, October 10, 2008: I was nearly DYING to get the heck outta Anatomy class so I could FINALLY be free and help out with the setup for the fair. Once 3 rolled around, merchants were coming in slowly but surely. I helped set up with the different merchants, and got some...

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I am a fag hag. No seriously I am!! How do I know this? Because I have around the same amount of numbers for gay men as I do straight in my phone right now. I counted, and I have 15 gay men stored. 15!!! I must have some kind of gay catnip going on or something...I have various gay pets now, and I feel I need to describe some of them in detail, for each of them have their own quirks:

There is the fashionista gay pet, although you can't really tell he's a fashionista...I mean, he does...

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Yeah...its in the air......and its fucking scaring me.

Why do you ask?? Because everyone around me is getting together like its going out of style......and its scary how fast this is going....also because I'm scared it will swerve off and completely miss me.......

First set of friends get together, and then another.......and another.......and ANOTHER..........

Now mind you, all of these hookups are within the circle....and they are happening...

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