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Confessions of a Fag Hag
Posted 10-04-2008 at 01:01 PM by Eiko212
I am a fag hag. No seriously I am!! How do I know this? Because I have around the same amount of numbers for gay men as I do straight in my phone right now. I counted, and I have 15 gay men stored. 15!!! I must have some kind of gay catnip going on or something...I have various gay pets now, and I feel I need to describe some of them in detail, for each of them have their own quirks:
There is the fashionista gay pet, although you can't really tell he's a fashionista...I mean, he does designing, but you wouldn't tell from him at the first glance. He is learning how to sew and the like, and quite frankly, if he gets good, I'm having him make my clothes. Oh yeah, having a personal tailor on hand is always a lovely thing.....
Then there is my exotic Brazilian gay pet. Such an adorable one, I swear you can't stay mad at him due to his babyface. He is a chain smoker for sure, which I cannot STAND, but he has the good decency to not smoke whenever he is in my presence. His fiery attitude and his passion is why I love him so....
Flaming gay pet is the flamboyant one and god he is the life of the party!!! He ALWAYS gets me into the best parties because hell, the party is with him!! Never a dull moment with him...
Heartthrob gay pet is one I just acquired the other day. He's blonde with eyes the color of Windex and good lord he is just gorgeous to look at....if only he were straight, I'd jump on it and ride it into the sunset
......ah well...
Gossip gay pet is essential to me, for he gives me so much inside scoop. Yes I know gossiping is bad, but sometimes it can really help a sista out to know the deal about some people!!!
Then there are the Asian gay pets. I love when I am around those two. One I swear is a dead ringer for Donnie Yen, and the other can be a drama queen, but in a good way. Both told me that if they ever wanted kids, they'd have me as their blackanese baby mama...lol
These guys are just a small portion of the gay pet collection that I have...I need to get a redhead gay pet to complete my collection I think....who knows, but in the end, this is another day in the life of a fag hag!!
There is the fashionista gay pet, although you can't really tell he's a fashionista...I mean, he does designing, but you wouldn't tell from him at the first glance. He is learning how to sew and the like, and quite frankly, if he gets good, I'm having him make my clothes. Oh yeah, having a personal tailor on hand is always a lovely thing.....
Then there is my exotic Brazilian gay pet. Such an adorable one, I swear you can't stay mad at him due to his babyface. He is a chain smoker for sure, which I cannot STAND, but he has the good decency to not smoke whenever he is in my presence. His fiery attitude and his passion is why I love him so....
Flaming gay pet is the flamboyant one and god he is the life of the party!!! He ALWAYS gets me into the best parties because hell, the party is with him!! Never a dull moment with him...
Heartthrob gay pet is one I just acquired the other day. He's blonde with eyes the color of Windex and good lord he is just gorgeous to look at....if only he were straight, I'd jump on it and ride it into the sunset
......ah well...Gossip gay pet is essential to me, for he gives me so much inside scoop. Yes I know gossiping is bad, but sometimes it can really help a sista out to know the deal about some people!!!
Then there are the Asian gay pets. I love when I am around those two. One I swear is a dead ringer for Donnie Yen, and the other can be a drama queen, but in a good way. Both told me that if they ever wanted kids, they'd have me as their blackanese baby mama...lol
These guys are just a small portion of the gay pet collection that I have...I need to get a redhead gay pet to complete my collection I think....who knows, but in the end, this is another day in the life of a fag hag!!
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Hahaha, this gave me a few chuckles. XD My new friend here in Savannah is a gay guy....black/Hispanic mix, absolutely adorable. You'd like him, I think. ^_^Posted 10-04-2008 at 01:05 PM by DiesIrae
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haha!
I too am a self proclaimed fag hag...it was passed on to me from my mother. I grew up around gay men. It was the 70's!
Gay men are wonderful...they never fail to notice the new hair cut, new shoes and when you look fab they will tell you! They will also tell you when something isnt working which is great too! They are not afraid to hug you when you need it, they will shop, cook, decorate, giggle and man watch with you. I miss my gay best GF's!!!
Sadly I relocated and haven't met any gay men. Pretty funny....I was in Utah and had a huge group of them. But here in that Bay Area...nadda??? That's a bit odd if you ask me!
Cheers from one fag hag to another!Posted 10-04-2008 at 09:45 PM by suzim
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haha....one of my gay friends just claimed me as his fag hag....muwhahah
Posted 10-04-2008 at 10:30 PM by Shaharrah
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eiko....this is horrible. lol.
shame on you. lol. if you keep yourself open, you might get more fag numbers.
have fun with whom ever you make friends with. and i hope that it will all be a positive experience.
fags need friends, hags, and love, too. lolPosted 10-04-2008 at 10:56 PM by xqzmi
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gay guys make the bestest friends!
they keep it real.
I love my gays!
Posted 10-05-2008 at 09:59 AM by brwnsuga0407
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Another fag hag reporting. Lol
What can you do Eiko?I mean my gay friends just seem to help keep my life balanced and fun. I will not give up my guys for anyone love them all . LMAO when you talked about individual quirks. One of my loves has more guy problems than I do and another does hair and is great at it , is constantly blasting me because I will not take time to let HIM do my hair. He wants to cut my hair short , said will look better with my face. Hell NO !! I have a big head so NO short styles please
My guys have been truer to me than some of my "Girlfriends".
Oh well long live the Fag Hags!
Posted 10-28-2008 at 08:13 AM by cutiepie2
