So Sweetest Day has come and gone. For those who don't know, Sweetest Day is a Midwest thing where it's like Valentine's Day for the men. I honestly can't stand those godforsaken holidays and would rather go through Chinese water torture than deal with one, but I digress.

My heartthrob gay pet was my sweetheart. It felt odd, having him as a sweetheart. Why, I don't know, but it did. I care for him dearly, but quite frankly, it wouldn't feel the same as if I had a straight man as...

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