Cool video, and not what I expected based on the screencapture of a leopard seal's giant jaws coming towards the camera. Though I probably would have peed my pants at the part when the "jaws are wrapped around my entire head"

Whenever an asian guy says "i'm not like your stereotypical asian guy", I tend to think they're a douchebag based on the first impression. I would probably get annoyed but I don't let random strangers on the internet bother me...but if I did, I probably would be annoyed. I suppose to me it comes across as the guy taking a big steaming poop on all the other asian guys out there in general and the asians that do fit the stereotype in particular. Sure, maybe the asian guys that do fit...

I deleted my last blog post because I found a more interesting youtube video and didn't want to overload the fine people of AL with my posts. The old video was a trampoline artist, which was cool. But holy fucking shit, I'd rather share a cybernetic penis with you:


Oh yeah baby! Gimme your "communication hole rider"! I'm gonna tear it up!

Also, geez, coulda made the cyberpenis a lil bigger man.

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I think this website will bring me a modicum of joy for the near term future when I see dumb questions:

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+do+i+get+a+white+girl

Maybe it will do the same for you.

why is it always the women that leave? maybe i should stop sending them my huge penis pictures. sorry to the rest of you for scaring off good contributing members.

seriously though, maybe moderation is good so people don't get burned out. i think swoltz is a good contributor but being a good contributor also gets you beat down by some people on here. i think i don't grow tired of AL because i moderate my time on here. of course i have no room to talk really. i bring nothing to...

So something that I've been noticing so far is that for some reason when I'm at my university's gym, some of the co-eds will stare at me and then i'll just look away not paying much attention. if i look back she's still staring at me. and not really smiling and staring but just staring. i wonder if i have a booger on my face or something. if i smile they'll look away. it's very weird.

i went so far as to walk up one time and ask if we had met before or anything...and nope. *shrug...

or for you mac people:

(I'm not making light of an earlier situation because I think that was pretty bad situation, but the comments brought up something I never knew occurred. So please bear with me.)

It's come to my attention that some guys send penis pictures to other people. I never knew this was proper behavior though so I've been missing out myself. Please advise me on the proper etiquette so that I'm not being creepy.

1. Do I send my penis pictures to unsuspecting members (pun 110%...

I just caught a reflection of myself naked walking past a mirror getting into my shower. Then it dawned on me that guys look ridiculous naked with our dongs hanging out.

Women look so much better naked...alot more streamlined.

That is all I had.

I was flipping through channels and stopped on mtv because i recognized the background scenery from thailand. "What's this?" I thought. "This could be cool...wonder what they're doing in thailand." And then it dawns on me that it's Real World vs Road Rules (or Road Rules vs Real World or Road World vs Real Rules...not sure). But basically it was a reality show with a bunch of trashy 20+ year olds that refuse to grow up. Man that made me sad that they had to use Thailand...