Why Some Men Have Dogs and Not Wives
Posted 11-18-2008 at 09:29 AM by luvasiagal
Ok, I know this is sexist, but it is kind of funny.
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
Total Comments 5
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10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
Haha, that one is so bad. ;)Posted 11-18-2008 at 11:29 AM by Brisby
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that is why a dog is a man's best friend
Posted 11-18-2008 at 04:09 PM by Intolight
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#14 is funny but true
Posted 11-18-2008 at 07:16 PM by SmartPrimate
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Well at least a woman doesn't piss on the carpet.... Unless you're in to that kind of thing...Posted 11-18-2008 at 08:18 PM by Intolight
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Anyone pisses on my floor, I'll stick their nose in it and give them a whack with a newspaper.
Posted 11-18-2008 at 08:47 PM by luvasiagal
