To coworker #1
Your about the stupidest motherfucker I've ever met! If your going to RUN to the manager and tell him about something I've done wrong like a little bitch, DON'T LIE AND MAKE UP EVENTS THAT NEVER HAPPENED!!!!!! You wonder why I thrash on you so bad you run off crying sometimes???? You wonder why we ALL THRASH ON YOU??? We do it because YOU SUCK! THATS RIGHT! I'm THE ONE WHO PUT AXLE GREASE ON THE INSIDE OF YOUR BICYCLE HELMET! I'M THE ONE WHO SHUT THE SMOKE BOX DOOR ON...

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To the CEO:
You incompetent sow. You blame the crews for negligence which brought that million dollar lawsuit on your lap. Nothing can be further from the truth, you stupid bitch! Negligence implies that we KNEW the rules and CHOSE not to follow them. You can't be negligent if the crews were NEVER EQUIPPED for the event that YOU should have KNOWN was going to happen. It wasn't a WEIRD event! It wasn't a chance out of a million! You just refused to spend...