No I don't want to marry your daughter!

Right I've recently just came back from a banquet celebrating some guy's new baby. Now I don't know this guy and know so little about him to the extent I still don't know what the sex of the baby is. But he sent us an invite and it'd be rude not to. It was meant to be my mum and dad going but he couldn't be arsed and so gave me the guilt trip about saving face for the family etc etc. Anywho my worst fears were pretty quickly realised when I was offered no less than 5 daughters to be hooked up with. It was the usual line of 'Forest your a handsome boy now (now?! what was I before?!) my daughter's the same age as you now (she's barely 19, not that bad of a thing but still) here's her number'. Pfft, I know I shouldn't complain too much but i know all of there daughters and, although there easy on the eye, lack ambition and overflow with naivety (again not that bad of a thing but still). But enough of people's vain attempts to marry me off for I have a couple of pics for you, not as many as I'd like but it was kinda rude running around taking pics of everyone.

First off these two tried to hook me up with there daughter.


This is the whole table that I was on, my mum ran away to another table. Additionally the guy on the right with the white hair looks like Beat Takeshi (admittedly not there but he really does).


And in true chinese style even banquets don't stop us gambling.


The menu went something like this.

Roast belly pork with jelly fish,
Crab claws,
Lobster with ginger and spring onions,
Mixed veg with scallops, king prawns and octopus,
Peking roast ducklings with prawn crackers,
Shark fin soup,
Steamed halibut with ginger, spring onions and soy sauce,
Some wierd mushroom thing with bak choi and sea cucumber,
Sticky rice with coriander and chinese sausage,
Chow mein with shitake mushrooms,
Bean water,
Sesame biscuits,
Cashew biscuits.

And to wash it down was a choice of cognac, champagne, red wine, beer, 7up and tango. Annoyingly they put 3 bottles of beer right in front of me so I had to drink them all otherwise I wouldn't be able to reach the food Anyways as the tradition goes we had to fork out £100 pound for the day with an all you can drink. If I'm being honest the food wasn't that great but enough of the negativity for below is a (crap) pic of what all the fuss was about!







Behold the newly born bald monkey!


Later semi-bald monkeys