Every minute feels like a lifetime here in my hell.

"I would fall out of a plane before I would cheat on you. I would break up with you to your face, before I EVER did anything like that. That is the one thing I would never do in a relationship."

I can't get this out of my head. It alternates between this, and flashbacks of the pictures I saw of him with another woman.

"I want to marry you. Have munchkins with you. I have never said this...

Ok, I deleted the previous entry. I got my point out.
Every other aspect of our meaningless relationship was played out here, so out of pain and anger I figured WTF.

You know who you are, and you know what you did. You have to live with yourself and your sins.

And no, I am not saying that D and FN hooked up in real life. If you got THAT particular impression, wipe it clean.

This was the first man that I could picture myself with for the rest of...

3 Rivers = Suck
I watched 30 minutes, against my better judgement, and gave up on it.
Daniel H never really did anything for me anyway.

Won't make it half a season. I'm on offical Death Watch.

Dear Bicycle Guy,
It is illegal to ride your bike on the sidewalks in the downtown area. This is something that is clearly posted on signs every block.
Even if it were legal to ride on the sidewalks in this congested area, which I again state IT IS NOT, you would still be expected to have the common decency to announce that you are flying up behind me at 20 miles an hour…ya know, maybe say “Watch out on your left” like a decent human being, instead of clipping me as you go by....

I won $100 last night in the lottery. That helps to balance out the sick, pukey feeling I have had all weekend.
Couple that with the Federer/Djokovic match that just started, AND the fact that the NFL is back, and I can almost forget that I haven't eaten in two days

Can't sleep, guts hurt too much.
Been sick all damn day! Threw up three times, and my head is pounding. I'm almost out of TP, so the mudbutt is forcing me to leave my house to purchase more. Leaving my house is the last thing I want to do! Well, that or a competitive eating contest.
I feel sexy

Right now, I have this overwhelming urge to play a video game. Any game will do - Resident Evil #whatever, BioShock, Mirrors Edge, Halo 3, FF...ahhhhgh! Dammit, I wish my PS2 still worked, and that I could afford a PS3.

I hope this passes soon...

I'm not wise, nor am I particularly intelligent, but one thing I have learned in life is this -
If you always worry about someone elses feelings more than your own, you are just going to get your own feelings hurt. This applies to spouse/SO, family, best friend, boss, anyone.
Chances are, that person doesn't share your concern, and is ALSO focusing on their own feelings first and foremost.
There's nothing wrong with looking out for #1, but there is something wrong with trying...

The phrase "No Homo"...has anyone else noticed that through this phrase, straight men now feel empowered to say the GAYEST sounding things???
It's just like when Simon Cowell says "I'm not trying to be rude, but...", then goes on to utter the single ruddest thing ever aired on live television.

Men, quit being such wussies. If you want to tell a guy you love him, or compliment him on his shirt, go right ahead.
Just leave off the "No homo"....

I just ate 5 buttermilk eggo waffles, plain, and now I have a rock in my gut.