I think I just found all the wooden pieces of furniture in the room with my shins

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So I'm looking through housing ads on craigslist and I see that one woman is a "life coach." Judging from the pictures of the home and how much the rent was, I guess coaching people at life pays pretty well. Sheesh, I wish I could just get paid for telling people what to do

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#*&(!%(!#*! Who would've thought? Just because spaghetti sauce is made out of tomatoes and ketchup is made out of tomatoes, you shouldn't ever use ketchup for spaghetti

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Here's a personal essay I wrote in a creative non-fiction course I took when I was in college - thought maybe some people out there might enjoy it. For humor only!



How I Learned to Enjoy Telemarketing Calls

Think. Does a telemarketer ever call at a good time? What about with something actually meaningful? Armed with a list of telephone numbers and a practiced spiel of bullshit, the job of the telemarketer is to prey on any American who owns a phone....

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The sad thing about tennis is that no matter how good you get, you'll still never be as good as a wall.

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