"is this another one of those "hey look at me im an angry black women who doesnt get enough attention online cause of all the white girls so im gonna make a sarcastic passive aggressive thread about it"...?"







Yeah, this bullshit was posted on my thread. I created the white chicks thread as insult on the poster of that condescending posters thread about meeting white women.


First of all, I get...

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I'm sorry
No, really I am.


I am sorry I didn't call

I am sorry I misled you

I am sorry I did not keep in touch

I am sorry I am sorry I fell off the face of the earth

I am sorry I did not know how to reconnect

I am sorry I befriended you knowing that I would not have the tact to carry it on

I am sorry I withdraw into my shell

I am sorry I for all that I have missed...

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5. Street Cred (ie, allowed to wear Jordans and/or cornrows)

4. Good ass food

3. You will never leave your home looking busted

2. You will be up to date on black history, current events, and lingo

1. You will know the difference between a perm and a relaxer

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Asian guy played by: Chan Chan (C.C.) Channy Chan

Black woman played by: Loatiaqua (Lo Lo) Jackson

White woman played by: Mindy Summers Smith
_______________________________

The following takes place at a random workplace.


Mindy: Did you see CC today? He brought his Mom and Dad in. They are visiting for the holidays.

LoLo: Thats nice. Oh here they come.

CC: Mom, Dad ...These are my lovely co...

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Asian guy played by: Chan Chan (C.C.) Channy Chan

Black woman played by: Loatiaqua (Lo Lo) Jackson

White woman played by: Mindy Summers Smith
___________________
The following scenario takes place in a random workplace.


LoLo: So how did your date with Mindy go?

CC: I don't know. We ate dinner, danced a bit got drinks, everything was great. We even went back to her apartment.

LoLo: How is that not the...

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Asian guy played by: Chan Chan (C.C.) Channy Chan

Black woman played by: Loatiaqua (Lo Lo) Jackson

White woman played by: Mindy Summers Smith
___________________
The following scenario takes place in a random workplace.



LoLo says to CC: Oh I see you asked Mindy out but you wouldn't go out with me. I see how it is.

CC: Huh?

LoLo: You want some milk in your tea. Well go ahead and take white bread...

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Ethnic Misconceptions Are More Common Than You Think
by Sondra Thiederman
Monster Contributing Writer




False information, rumors and misunderstandings. These problems are rampant when it comes to diversity in the workplace. It is amazing how often a cultural "fact" many believe to be true is actually false. Take this quick quiz designed to illustrate how much false information is out there. As you consider each question, try not to second-guess...

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$200 black suit -- $60

$80 leather shoes -- $8

Resume, gas, winning smile, blood, sweat, tears, human heart, giving it your damn all --- $$$$$

Being rejected --- Priceless


There are few things worse than going on interview after interview, reading all the articles on interviewing, re doing my resume countless times, wring so many cover letters I lost count-- then getting the ol' "we are sorry ..." for everything else there's...

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Whether three months or three years into a relationship your man may morph(or your rose colored glasses fall off) into something.

You meet.... he's handsome , charming, got a good head on his shoulders....you're supposed to be happy right? All the magazine quizzes said you were compatible, your friends think he's a catch and he adheres to every Yahoo article standard of how a man is supposed to be.


There's a catch...there's always a friggin catch, right? The...

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Driving along, ranting to myself about why sex, homosexuality, teen pregnancy, divorce and other things looked down on by society are so taboo and appalling.

None of these issues are new. However the gasp worthiness of these issues comes from roots within the Bible. People have to be taught to think something is shameful and no place better than in the big B-book to make one feel like shit stacked high.

It got me to ponder-- who wrote the Bible? I googled it, naturally....

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