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Reasons why guys make my s*** list
Posted 10-24-2009 at 03:01 PM by tigerlilly5
Okay there are 47 guys and counting.
Here are some of the top reasons:
Broke a date. My time is just as valuable as yours. Don't ask me to clear my f'ing schedule for you and then cancel at the last minute without a good excuse. This doesn't include "maybe" get-togethers or illness or death obviously. If I like you, you MIGHT get a second chance. You will never get a third.
Doesn't listen. FFS I speak english and so do you! When I tell you that I'm so busy for the next 3 weeks, working 60-80 hours, and that sure I'd like to meet up with you but you need to plan ahead of time, then DO NOT call me at 9:45 pm asking me to drive an hour to meet you! You drive, you ass! Or do what I asked and PLAN AHEAD.
Make me go to you. See above. Expecting me to drive an hour and you drive 5 minutes? Screw that. Put out some freaking effort too. (And for those I make an exception for ... it's because you AREN'T and most likely never will be on the shit list ... potentially even if you do some of these other things!).
Whiny bitches. OMFG someone needs to wear the pants in the relationship, right? If I tell you sorry, gotta stop chatting because I have to go to work ... TOO BAD! Don't whine. Yes I'd rather talk to you (or at least I did until you whined) than go to work; but unless you wanna support me and my kids STFU.
Whining when I don't answer my phone. See above. Come ON, sometimes when you call I'm ON THE TOILET and I really do NOT carry my phone into the restroom. And sometimes I just don't LIKE answering. Suck it up.
Not contacting me when you say. And hey, I'm one of the most patient and lenient people you will ever meet. But don't say "hey I'll call you tomorrow" ... and I cut you week or so worth of slack ... and then a month later you remember to call me and act like nothing changed. Wow I like feeling so important. Ummm who are you again?
Stupid people. If you're stupid - and I'm not talking lack of education or no knowledge of a particular thing or situation - I'm talking stupid people. I don't do stupid. Save your time and mine.
Asking for naked photos, phone sex, or sex in general the very first time to speak to me. May I suggest porn sites, phone sex lines, or hookers? Leave me alone. You don't have enough money to pay me for it either so don't even think of going there. I'm not a whore. Believe it or not, you have to EARN me even considering you.
You're taken. In my books this means you are OFF limits. And if you you fail to tell me, and talk to me for a few weeks, and then drop a bomb that you have a GF, expect to have any remaining calls, texts, emails, whatevers, either blocked or ignored. Cuz that means you're trolling for sex behind your partner's back. Which means you are both a troll and stupid. This gets you on the list twice.
You're narcissistic. I don't have time to cater 24/7 to your inflated ego and whims while you stomp all over my feelings, needs, desires, dreams, whatever and provide nothing in return. I can spot you quick.
Bullshitters. I have a wonderful built-in bullshit radar. I'm not talking friends BSing one another ... I mean if you're full of shit, I'll sit here and let you just keep shoveling it, the whole time you're thinking I don't know. I do. I'm just seeing how deeply you dig yourself. But you're already on the list nonetheless.
That's all for now ... that's just the guys who made the list in the last week or so.
And pay close attention guys ... did you see looks or financial status or anything similar on here? Nope.
I'm sure I'll have some reasons to add later. Any ideas?
Here are some of the top reasons:
Broke a date. My time is just as valuable as yours. Don't ask me to clear my f'ing schedule for you and then cancel at the last minute without a good excuse. This doesn't include "maybe" get-togethers or illness or death obviously. If I like you, you MIGHT get a second chance. You will never get a third.
Doesn't listen. FFS I speak english and so do you! When I tell you that I'm so busy for the next 3 weeks, working 60-80 hours, and that sure I'd like to meet up with you but you need to plan ahead of time, then DO NOT call me at 9:45 pm asking me to drive an hour to meet you! You drive, you ass! Or do what I asked and PLAN AHEAD.
Make me go to you. See above. Expecting me to drive an hour and you drive 5 minutes? Screw that. Put out some freaking effort too. (And for those I make an exception for ... it's because you AREN'T and most likely never will be on the shit list ... potentially even if you do some of these other things!).
Whiny bitches. OMFG someone needs to wear the pants in the relationship, right? If I tell you sorry, gotta stop chatting because I have to go to work ... TOO BAD! Don't whine. Yes I'd rather talk to you (or at least I did until you whined) than go to work; but unless you wanna support me and my kids STFU.
Whining when I don't answer my phone. See above. Come ON, sometimes when you call I'm ON THE TOILET and I really do NOT carry my phone into the restroom. And sometimes I just don't LIKE answering. Suck it up.
Not contacting me when you say. And hey, I'm one of the most patient and lenient people you will ever meet. But don't say "hey I'll call you tomorrow" ... and I cut you week or so worth of slack ... and then a month later you remember to call me and act like nothing changed. Wow I like feeling so important. Ummm who are you again?
Stupid people. If you're stupid - and I'm not talking lack of education or no knowledge of a particular thing or situation - I'm talking stupid people. I don't do stupid. Save your time and mine.
Asking for naked photos, phone sex, or sex in general the very first time to speak to me. May I suggest porn sites, phone sex lines, or hookers? Leave me alone. You don't have enough money to pay me for it either so don't even think of going there. I'm not a whore. Believe it or not, you have to EARN me even considering you.
You're taken. In my books this means you are OFF limits. And if you you fail to tell me, and talk to me for a few weeks, and then drop a bomb that you have a GF, expect to have any remaining calls, texts, emails, whatevers, either blocked or ignored. Cuz that means you're trolling for sex behind your partner's back. Which means you are both a troll and stupid. This gets you on the list twice.
You're narcissistic. I don't have time to cater 24/7 to your inflated ego and whims while you stomp all over my feelings, needs, desires, dreams, whatever and provide nothing in return. I can spot you quick.
Bullshitters. I have a wonderful built-in bullshit radar. I'm not talking friends BSing one another ... I mean if you're full of shit, I'll sit here and let you just keep shoveling it, the whole time you're thinking I don't know. I do. I'm just seeing how deeply you dig yourself. But you're already on the list nonetheless.
That's all for now ... that's just the guys who made the list in the last week or so.
And pay close attention guys ... did you see looks or financial status or anything similar on here? Nope.
I'm sure I'll have some reasons to add later. Any ideas?
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wow thats one BUSY week !! lol
Isn't it just crazy that many of these even need to be pointed out! And what crazier is how many women will just totally 'get' this ha SOME men are just clueless
Posted 10-24-2009 at 04:01 PM by minerva
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"Sometimes when you call I'm ON THE TOILET" haha classic. But you know as we get older we need to have phones installed at the toilets so that if have an emergency like fall in, we can call somebody. You still have ways to go but just saying that you can't be immune to calls in the washroom forever. And where are those washroom blogs you have been promising? I have been waiting for them.Posted 10-24-2009 at 05:08 PM by paulie123 
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You missed jealous whiners. Guess what? The friends I have - both male and female - were here long before you. If you bitch about me hanging out with them, you set off the "jealous jerk" alarm in my head. Especially if you complain about my male friends. Just because I have guy friends does NOT mean I sleep with all of them. If you bitch about that then you have trust issues. No thank you!Posted 10-24-2009 at 08:52 PM by georgiegrrl
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You went through 47 guys last week?!
Posted 10-24-2009 at 09:12 PM by biker
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Aww... sorry to hear that. Hope you are feeling better now.Posted 10-25-2009 at 05:41 AM by badlores
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georgie, I haven't encountered that yet, only because the guys on this list haven't gotten that far!
LOL biker you know better, 47 guys are on the list, but the reasons are just a few that I remember from the past week or so.
badlores, I'm feeling great! Them being idiots doesn't bother me, just gets them on the list.
And yeah everyone, male and female, gets things like this. Just making fun of some of the reasons I ran into recently.Posted 10-25-2009 at 06:28 AM by tigerlilly5
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That sucks Tiger! I see you are having lots of fun being back in the dating game!Posted 10-25-2009 at 06:35 AM by loraleena
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Ugh. Hate dating for all of those reasons. I also hate when you're talking to someone for a period of time and then BAM all these things start popping up. It's like.. seriously? Couldn't you have demonstrated your bitchassness much sooner than this?Posted 10-25-2009 at 07:22 AM by Forcefeed
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I could totally relate to this. Because a lot of what tigerlily described happened to me also, perpetrated by women. I hope you ladies aren't thinking that it's only men who act this way, because that's simply not true. In fact, this inspires me to come up with my own list.Posted 10-25-2009 at 10:30 AM by kobukson
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Nah kobukson, I even said in one of my replies that both men and women get this s***.
Not enjoying the dating game at ALL Lora. As a matter of fact, I removed myself from even pursuing it. I'm okay being single. Much better than some of the psychos I've run across.Posted 10-25-2009 at 01:42 PM by tigerlilly5
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Dating would be so much easier if you could just skip the process altogether and just get the results. XD Because results are good, not the shit leading up to it.Posted 10-25-2009 at 04:43 PM by Shirahime
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The "multiple caller". I hate them. I sometimes don't reply to my phone or mute it because I have no time and they call again ten minutes later and then ten minutes later ... and so on ... and on ... and then finally I angrily switch the phone off or I do call back just to hear "oh, just wanted to see how you are doing" and nothing more. DURR! No, this does never please me. They appear on the list as soon as I see two "missed call" entries within a ten minute range.
I could write an essay about flakers by now, I think I better spare you that one here though.
Posted 10-26-2009 at 11:04 AM by Lady_Fate
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To Guy #24: (and no he's not on AL, he's whiter than I am) ... I really don't care that you're beating your meat to a photo of me. A photo of my feet no less. Why do I not care? Because you're taken. This means OFF LIMITS. I have no desire for you whatsoever, and because of your actions now of trying to hit on me while you're taken, I never will. Nothing about your texts remotely turns me on. Why? Because you're taken. In case you didn't get it ... the text I sent you (months ago) to not speak to me in any way other than friendly because you're taken should have clued you in. Or the one I sent you tonight that said "I think you're odd for wanting to suck my feet when you have a girlfriend ready and waiting" might have done it. Or the one right after it that said "Please ask your girlfriend for sexting not me" could have as well. As soon as I figure out how to block your # on my cellphone, I will.
Thanks for ruining my night. Now go talk about God since that's the only subject (other than my feet) that you seem capable of discussing. Too bad your girlfriend is too vapid to carry on an intelligent conversation with you (your words not mine). Not my fault. Try finding a new one. You're one of the reasons I don't care to date.Posted 11-06-2009 at 07:58 PM by tigerlilly5
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#48 ... guy suddenly decides I'm sleeping with him (umm I never decided that DUH), then tells me "you'll have sex with who I say and when" to which my reply was "I don't think so" ... convo goes downhill ...
Vicky P: I don't sleep with multiple partners
jason_y2021: just meet him
Vicky P: I'm friendly, always up for meeting new people
Vicky P: that isn't letting them TOUCH me though
jason_y2021: but u can wear hose to meet him
Vicky P: *shrugs* no reason not to
Vicky P: but if you want someone who's gonna fuck all your buddies, I'm not her
jason_y2021: nope just john goes up that way everyweekend just meet him
Vicky P: why would I want to meet him? I've never spoken to him
jason_y2021: since he goes that way
jason_y2021: just meet him and wear hose
Vicky P: I don't meet people I haven't spoken to
Vicky P: you can try craigslist though, plenty of HOs there hun!
jason_y2021: wow that is rude
jason_y2021: i dont like hoes
jason_y2021: not cool
Vicky P: neither do I, and I'm also not one
Thank you Jason aka 48 for pissing me off. Come on up my way dude, I wanna get my hands on you.
So I can kick your ass.Posted 11-09-2009 at 01:30 PM by tigerlilly5
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Hmmm, Tiger; please don't take offense to this:
But under what rock are you finding these guys? Are you scoping out the local high schools or something? Seriously, they have that level of maturity.Posted 11-09-2009 at 04:19 PM by dunkelzahn
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Forty seven huh? Very impressivePosted 11-09-2009 at 08:08 PM by SmartPrimate
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48 now SmartP ... keep up with the list!
And NO dunk lol ... these guys are ALL much older than my ex BF. And I'm not looking for any of them they find me. I think I'll just go into hiding now.
Does it help to know that actually none of the guys on the list are from AL? None.Posted 11-10-2009 at 05:11 AM by tigerlilly5
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might as well round it off to 50, a nice even number
Posted 11-10-2009 at 02:30 PM by SmartPrimate
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Huh ... #49 today ...
NSA doesn't mean that it's okay that you're married dude. And who said I was interested in any kind of sex with you? I'm not. You're married. Go do your NSA thing with some other woman.Posted 11-10-2009 at 10:47 PM by tigerlilly5
