Here's a funny thing that happened to me at work this past weekend; the hospital was full and there were people everywhere.
I was waiting for the elevator with my boss.
There was a lady with a cute little girl of maybe 4 sitting nearby. The little girl jumps out of the stroller, runs up to me, hugs my leg and screams "Papi, Papi"!!
I smile at her, shake my head and as gently as I could, said, "No, I am sorry ... " but to no avail; she is beginning to lose...

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