Be vewy vewy careful when diving into a hot tub with AL chicks. It was like swimming with the piranhas ... they were not so kind.
I got pwn'd big time!
Seriously, it didn't look so bad at the time. Give it a few days for the blood to clot, aka this morning. Holy Bejesus! Can you say "Hickville".
Some I didn't even know I had.
1. Had to cut this one short ... neck region's off limit, I've got a serious day time job and it's no longer turtleneck season.
2. Mystery #1 ... didn't realize I had this one.
3. This one hurt a little ... I think.
4. Mystery #2 ... didn't realize I had this one either.
5. Looked a lot worse before.
6. Hurt the most!!! You suck [the person who did this] ... no really you suck!
7. Mmmmm ... xoxo the person who did this.
8. This was strictly a bite mark.
Ouch!
9. Another oucher it was.
10. False alarm. It's my mole.
11. Don't remember much of this one, but it must have hurt like a muther!
12. Sunnava!!!
13. This one caught me off guard. Bastard!
To the pirahnas ... All I have to say is, "Payback WILL be a bitch".
Just you all wait.
At least one person has already gotten hers.
