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11-03-2008, 09:42 AM
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Bergamot
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How to NOT pick up a woman...
Stumbled across this little gem...
Short story, guy approaches girl on street, girl is not interested, guy insists and insists so much that girl ends up giving him her business card...
Here are the two hilarious messages this dude left on her voice mail.
Now ladies, this is what happens when you are not assertive enough to just say NO to strange men on the street!
11-03-2008, 09:46 AM
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christine28
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ze azns...whadygonado?
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Oh my effing god, how horrific...I would be completely terrified. What a psycho!! Is that really real??
11-03-2008, 09:49 AM
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Bergamot
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Well, the person who posted this claims that this dude approached her friend... it could very well be real.
I just loved his "here's how it's gonna work... " errrrr... yeah, you tell me how it's gonna work big stud...
11-03-2008, 09:50 AM
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AkuHimeNoir
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This one is better cause this guy acts out the part. It's just great!
11-03-2008, 09:51 AM
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11-03-2008, 09:53 AM
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christine28
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ze azns...whadygonado?
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I just loved his "here's how it's gonna work... " errrrr... yeah, you tell me how it's gonna work big stud...
Yeah, that bit was brilliant. D: I've never WITNESSED such an epic fail.
11-03-2008, 09:54 AM
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Was he reading out of one of those Pickup Artist manuals or something? Sheesh.
Confident, aggressive guys don't talk about how confident and aggressive they are unless it's a self-reminder to keep the act up.
11-03-2008, 09:58 AM
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Frozenintime
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I have heard this beforew! Makes my skin crawl! There is a follow up call too where he tells her to loose his number. Ewww! I can't beleive men like that eally exist! Ewww, again!
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11-03-2008, 10:06 AM
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Lady_Fate
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HUAAARRRGHHH !!!
I have heard this one before and it always leaves me cringing.
One could also title this:
"how to make absolutely sure that no sane woman calls you back, ever" ...
really ... GOLLY!
11-03-2008, 10:08 AM
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OK, that even creeped me out...
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