So, surprisingly enough I woke up at normal time this morning. The beers I had last night must’ve done the trick. Without a second thought I did my usual morning chores; freshen up, breakfast, morning workout, shower and ready, left the crib.
In my car with lazy thought in my head…“ah ha“…time to go to Post office to pick up my
THING.
Drove at unsuspicious speed to the location without causing alarm to local authority. Parked. Calmly walked in, waited on unusually long line but at last patience paid off, the package was carefully handed to me a person to person. Left the Post Office with stupid grin on my face and headed to my work. Couldn’t stop smiling all the way to destination.
About to take my belongings to work from my rear seat, the package, couldn’t decide to take it leave it. Longer I stared at it, it was calling for me to open. Oh Hell now there’s no way I’m going to wait till this evening.
My morning calmness just left my body…with excitement growing more and more I drove back home like a madman…“heck with work” I have to see what’s in the package.
Awww I’m almost there. Trying to open with “handle with care” as US Postal Service suggested, the seal tight tape was unbreakable…finger nails, teeth and other sharpen body parts wouldn’t work. URGH where the fuck is my scissors when I need ‘em.
Breath………………………………....:med itate:
In a brief moment my sanity stored and managed to open without damaging anything. :sigh:
Finally, Inside impression was, everything was placed in calculative order; card, bag and shreds.
With careful strategy I peeled pulled up each wrapped item like a 1000 year old relic.
One,
two,
three and four….
Oh my...Oh my...OHHH my
HA Ha HA HA HA Ha Haha ha
I'll chat with you later tonight...
