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A strap-on probably won't work. A nail-on is worth a try.
"I am not ready to announce yet — even though it's clear that the voters are desperate for a white, male, middle-aged, Jesus-trumpeting alternative." - Stephen Colbert Announcing HuiNeng's Run for da House.
It is done! By the power of grayskull I proclaim you He-man! Now go forth in your newly minted short-shorts and swagger down the streets of San Francisco to gather followers!!
as the title says, i want to be up there with jesus ok?
Oh do behave! Everyone knows im the HOLY ONE on this site, and none are above me.
If you have a problem with that then come see me in Confession! Where you will be able to get down on your knees and praise me by spouting as much Hail Dardys as possible.. You are lucky that im giving you this chance my child! Take it.. It wont last for long!
Oh and btw.. Jesus got his arse kicked playing shithead with me! His mother has been sold on the heavenly black market, i got 9'n 6pnce for her.. Bargin! God begged me to stop tickiling his butthole with my feather, said he would give me anything i wanted, so i took his throne!
All the saints came marching in, and marched back out again when they seen the size of my fists and where i stick'um!
So youve no chance of getting anywhere near god-like, and if you want to be with Jesus, you can find him standing on the street corner in London selling the Big Issue!
