I had a Spanish test and had the weekend to study for it but I ended up using the weekend to hang out with friends and spent Sunday watching the simpsons and X-Files and all my favorite shows. I did the next best thing to studying. open book test from my bag next to me. I sat in the back of class as I usually did and thought I would get away with it. Ten minutes into the exam, the teacher was busy grading papers from another class, but she looks up and sees me flipping through some pages in my bag. At the same time my eyes met hers, I instantly knew i was in for it. EXPELTION! AHh. She came over and ripped my test in half and told me i was getting a zero. With the rest of the classes looking at me, the teacher said have fun in detention.

I slept with my bio teacher and she got caught because of my lousy friends with big mouths had to tell everyone else in the class. Word spreads like wild fire in my old school. She ended up getting fired and put in jail for 10 years for sleeping with a minor. I told her at the end of her trial, "have fun in detention"

i wrote someone's name and phone number on the bathroom wall because she pissed me off really bad. but, i was retarded and did it in the girl's bathroom AND............................





















her grandmother worked at our school. lolol. i got into a lot of trouble.

Hey, I was JUST about to say that.
Blaming others because you trusted the wrong people?
That's not convincing evo, you gave her away by yourself ... if that story is true at all.


But back topic, the worst things I did at school ... some of the stories are just too long.
I was known for giving cheeky replies to teachers who deserved it, just so much for now.

Lieber stehend sterben als kniend leben!


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when i was in primary school i brought some plastic ponys home with me, i was in sooo much trouble with my mum and dad for that, still remember my bottom being smacked for that never did that again, next day returned them to school.

"Where so ever you go, go with all your Heart."

I beat up a boy. I can vividly see his face to this day (since it was the first and only time I beat up a boy). I was punching him in the nose while pinning him down, his glasses broke, next came a lot of blood. I felt terrible after b/c all the boys were calling him a wuss since a girl beat his ass. Poor guy was prob scared for life.

"Live Free or Die"

I guess you at first didn't even realize that it was wrong.

Myself at elemantary school, first class, the teacher gives us some words to write.
Teacher when seeing me playing with something: "write those words please!"
Me: "But I know how to write them already, it's boring."
Teacher: "If you don't write them I am going to call your mum."
Me: "please do so."

He called her and told her that I am refusing to write some words saying that I can do it already. He admitted to her that I am "unfortunately" right but that he can't let that pass in front of the other children, disciplinary reasons and all that.
My mum replied to him that he can tell me if I don't write them I get my ass smacked at home.

He told me, I wrote the words.
Yes, I was a wiseass in the age of 7 already.

Same treatment for everyone seems to be way more important at "modern" schools than supporting each kid according to it's talents.

But that's not my "worst" story, just how it all begun.

During lunchtime at the main boys room I lit a cherry bomb and flushed it down the toilet bowl. VVrrooom!

The whole bowl blew off from the wall and water was gushing everywhere and in the ensuing crowd, I got da phuk outta there.

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