If people looked at me funny, I'd say, "yeah, I know. I got a balding man with jock itch with major incontinence issues and loves to wear inappropriate swimwear while I'm a raging PMS bitch with a dry stinky hoo-ha who may or may not be trying to become pregnant. If my loser man can't knock me up, I'm planning on spraying my whole nether region with whipped cream. You got a problem with that?"

^^

"Live Free or Die"

that is not that bad. lol. i think sushi has a leg up on that by far. lol. if you are not throwing some other things that seem to NOT belong in that list, you ain't got anything. lol. those are all too closely related. i think if you get the depends and an enema or suppositories and a thong and jock itch cream with a butter nut squash and some sunny delight and maybe beef liver and some saw palmetto and let is not forget yeast infection medication or a douche and coffee, you got it.

edit: even better, empty douche bottles and enemas or a turkey baster and do NOT forget the thermometer and a sieve. oh and some of those individual fruit pies (cherry or blueberry). and salt.

double edit: and the final one: a cheesy romance novel.

Next AL meet... someone should do it!

Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls. The most massive characters are seared with scars. ~ Khalil Gibran

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. ~ Mahatma Ghandi

I'm game!

don't forget to buy live squid

Double penetration/headed dildos

Put them on the list!