like my ninja forebears, i leave no reminder of my presence but shadows. stealthily i stalk out the batch of recent threads, biding my time, posting in each, paying heed that none of you's is the wiser.


soon i will claim the entire messageboard for myself, and for a fleeting moment, every thread will bear the name yarkmu as "last poster."

"illusions michael! tricks are something a whore does for money. [off shocked children] I mean...candy!"

-gob bluth, arrested development

fuck!

the goldmember and men's underwear threads need to die so i can continue to phase 2.

the great asian lover takeover of 08 was thwarted!

dardi ruined my last post in amcl's thread about his daughter. ozwajin started a new thread of his own about marriage, and very nearly derailed my efforts in dewayne's thread.

the men's underwear and goldmember threads posed too great a challenge as well, even for an accomplished ninja like myself, as i couldn't bring myself to open them. damn you!

i will nurse my wounds and bide my time again. ozwajin, dardy, i'm putting you two on blast. expect an "e ninja star" to the face in the near future. haters!

I notice you skipped a thread as "last poster":
http://www.aznlover.com/vbulletin/az...tml#post418664


Edit: Just noticed you noticed the same. Moohahah

heee!

it was a challenge, cause i didn't want to spam. every comment had to be relevant, at least. sigh.

AHEM...

I present to you EXHIBIT A

Chicks with glasses

it was only the main threads that immediately pop up on my opening page. my thread mastery skills, cough cough, aren't exactly up to par.

lol. there was a moment when i got booted, and couldn't log back in. big brother was sending me a message.

my coup failed, and i have returned, remorseful and defeated.

please don't strike me down internet gods! i only wanted a taste of being the king.

Rep Power: 0 @ 2878

I have thwarted burritos with greater gusto.

Ooooooooooohhh!!! you gonna take that yark??? huh???