So I was watching women's gymnastics last night. Not really being a huge Olympics guy, I've got to say it was pretty compelling. It can't get any better than USA versus China, right? Well, right up until the TV announcer said, "Our next gymnast is Oksana Chusovitina from Germany." I'm not kidding now. I literally sat there in stunned silence looking at her. I know that some of the rules in gymnastics are a joke, like allowing 10 yr old girls to compete. But since when did they allow DUDES to compete in women's gymnastics? Not just any dude, but a dead ringer for Jim Carey in Dumb and Dumber!

On top of all that, she took home the silver medal in the vault. I could almost see this happening after the competition:


IOC Official: Oksana, don't put that medal in your pocket yet. You need to take a drug test.

Oksana: Oh, okay.

IOC Official: Wait a minute. Forget about the drug test. Are you sure you belong in the women's competition? The men's events are tomorrow.

Oksana: What?!?!

IOC Official: Just to be sure, take off your top.

Oksana: What?!?! [Pull up her shirt]

IOC Official: Hmm... I still can't tell... You know what, remove your pants.

Oksana: What?!?! [Off go the pants]

IOC Official: Oh my God, you've got both! I'm afraid that we have take back your medal pending a DNA test to determine your gender.

Oksana: What?!?!

Oksana's awesome. She's a 33 year old mom competing against women half her age -- her son contracted Leukemia and Uzbekistan didn't have the medical facilities for treatment, so Germany took her in. She returned a silver medal to them in Beijing, this is her 5th Olympics.

I second that. This woman is truly remarkable to up against woman who are half her age and still win!!

Cheers

creamy said all I wanted to say.

who cares what she looks like???

I'm known to walk alone...but, i'm alone for a reason

I don't have an ego... I just love how awesome I am

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- Rod Sterling

You can tell by the bone structure in her face, especially in the orbits of the eyes as well as the balance between the cheekbones and jawline, that she is indeed a woman.

And I echo the sentiments of those who posted before me: who cares what she looks like? She's an awesome athlete.

~Emmy~

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I would just like the point out the obvious fact that what Creamy said makes J C look like a total jackass lawlz

I agree, as much as we'll like to see beutiful people in tight clothing the Olympic isn't about the looks, it's about human spirit and the culture other than the obvious.

lol...........

What, JC being picky about women again?
I think she isn't bad looking at all.
In this pic she doesn't smile, that makes her look a bit strict, but with a smile that would fade.

But you are just jealous of her muscles JC, admit it already.

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