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Old 06-06-2008, 04:16 PM
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As I mentioned in one of the threads previously, I do standup comedy as a side hobby. I have come up with an analogy for interracial dating that I'd thought I'd share cause I think u guys would get a kick out of as it's gotten a decent reception. Well, anyway, here's the analogy.

"A lot of comedians compare dating with job interviews, which is true. Because both women and companies will sometimes have preferences based upon race. Like whenever I'm going out with a girl with an Asian fetish, it's like there's affirmative action for dating. And whenever the opposite is true, and I'm talking to some white girl who doesn't date minorities and only dates white guys. To me, macking on this chick is like applying for a job at Abercrombie and Fitch."

P.S. This joke is copyrighted and I will sue ya @$$ if ya jack it.
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I think the degree to which this joke comes across would be in the delivery. Could be funny or you could hear crickets, depending on how you deliver, then again, that's the same with most comedy...

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Ha, joke's on you, you can't copyright a joke.

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As I mentioned in one of the threads previously, I do standup comedy as a side hobby. I have come up with an analogy for interracial dating that I'd thought I'd share cause I think u guys would get a kick out of as it's gotten a decent reception. Well, anyway, here's the analogy.

"A lot of comedians compare dating with job interviews, which is true. Because both women and companies will sometimes have preferences based upon race. Like whenever I'm going out with a girl with an Asian fetish, it's like there's affirmative action for dating. And whenever the opposite is true, and I'm talking to some white girl who doesn't date minorities and only dates white guys. To me, macking on this chick is like applying for a job at Abercrombie and Fitch."

P.S. This joke is copyrighted and I will sue ya @$$ if ya jack it.
A Challenge? Yes and No. If the girl only dates white guys because she doesn't like any other race and you can work it to open up her mind then YES, but if they are just simply never been exposed to other cultures then maybe not. Most of girls I have dated had never experianced Asians before....so they'd told me .
To me it's NO BIG DEAL!!!



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haha, I liked this joke. I thought it was genuinely a good one. Wouldn't get me raucously laughing, but definitely chuckling.

Although, maybe it's because I thought your post was gonna be about the study of sticking it up the pooper.
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