Has anyone seen the movie big when the Tom Hanks characters goes to a fortune telling machine (Zoltar) and gets a wish that he can become BIG? Well, I am gonna put forth a twist in that and ask you guys, that if you woke up the next day as the opposite gender, what would be the FIRST thing that you would do? I could see the endless possibilities but for me, I would do these things FIRST:

I would:

-play with my new boobies and of course fondle them and chest bump everyone I knew.
-make my vagina sing.
-play with anything that vibrates that isn't furry or talks like Elmo.
-enjoy looking at my new camel toe
-linger around the womens locker room alot more snappin girls butts with towels
-masterbate in the car while I'm driving since I wont need to wipe up my twinkie cream.
-go around everywhere askin if my ass looks fat in these jeans.


How about you guys?

Ocean Beach.. taken 11/22/08

Yup, that's pretty much my list exactly.

hmmmmmmmm.................i don't know what i'd do if i had manly parts. Probably cry

I'd try to pee standing up...never done that before

Cheers

stick it in anything and everything I could

play with my naughty bits for hours and hours
would use an UNREALISTIC dildo in the usual places, must emphasize no living cock would ever enter me.

Satisfied? You know, I really hope so because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway and... and you have stupid hair. Spike

so no one would ever get confused, you should wear this sign on your butt




haha... here's the perfect one...

But I will miss urinating in random alley ways... *sigh* oh, the fun days of my youth