“Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......
so, the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're AMAZING.
They just have to wait for the right guy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree….”

Ok, so this is one of those quotes that go around the email forward circuit...

Your thoughts on this quote?

Only STUPID and IGNORANT people find me offensive!

Isn't this the Nice guys thing but in reverse?

I always felt that women are like buses, if you miss your ride, another one will come along in a couple of minutes.

Satisfied? You know, I really hope so because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway and... and you have stupid hair. Spike

EVERYTHING begins with a good de-pantsing! Sunny, June 20th '08

I wouldn't trust you to run a bath, let alone a fucking restaurant!!Gordon Ramsay, Kitchen Nightmares

I like being on top.

"Live Free or Die"

I fell out of a tree and broke my shoulder....

I think I just look like the apple.

Just remember not to take the short bus

Ocean Beach.. taken 11/22/08

Problem is, you can't even get a bus pass... so what's your point?

Besides, you're too busy drawing smiley faces in the dust on the side of the bus.