SOME NEW WORDS to include in our daily 'intelligent conversations!"
(source-hubby of course and google.)
* SALAD DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
* SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person.
* TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. *
BLAMESTORMING. Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was
missed or a Project failed, and who was responsible.
* SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on
everything, and then leaves.
* ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb success and
advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
* SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream
only to get screwed and die.
* CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles. -( I know you will love this one)
* PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube
farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This
also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)
* SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn
into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with
the kids or start a "home business".
* SINBAD. Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate. *
AEROPLANE
BLONDE. One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. *
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an
electronic device to get it to work again.
* ADMINISPHERE. The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the
rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often
profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to
solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" - needless
paperwork and processes.
* GOING FOR A McSHIT (THIS IS MY PERSONAL FAVE, DONE THIS in San
Diego,California, LOL! I had to buy a a one dollar cheeseburger,LOL!).
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're
just going to the bog.(Loo) If challenged by a pimply staff member, your
declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a
McShit with Lies.
Don't get me wrong, we all still eat Mc Donald's but just the regular sizes,
not the UPSIZED ones, ok? Go MACCA's,That's what we call Mc Do here)!!!
* 404. Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not
Found" meaning that the requested document could not be located.
* AUSSIE KISS. Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. (Apparently, my
hubby was telling me about this last night, he was attempting to do one, but
I was sadly very sleepy and did not hear him,LOL!)
* OH - NO SECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that
you've just Made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').
* GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
* JOHNNY-NO-STARS. A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical
adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the
badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to
show their level of training.
* MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive
when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth
seeing.
* MONKEY BATH A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo!
Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!".
* MYSTERY BUS. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're
in the Toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive
people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
* MYSTERY TAXI. The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning
before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a
10-Pinter in your bed instead.
* BEER COAT. The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze
cruise At 3:00am .
* BEER COMPASS. The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home
after booze >cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live,
how you got here, and where you've come from.
* BREAKING THE SEAL. Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of
drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the
toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
* TART FUEL. Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.
* PICASSO BUM. A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks
like she's Got 4
buttocks
Plus more- I saw these through google.
* RELEASE A CHOCOLATE HOSTAGE
To defecate e.g. " I've got one in the departure lounge, so I'm just
nipping out to release a chocolate hostage".
* SALAD DODGER
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
* BRITNEY SPEARS
Modern Slang for 'beers', e.g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen".
Cheers, gotta have a MONKEY BATH soon,LOL! See ya later folks!
