I cannot believe it. At my new gig there's an extremely attractive babe who's always getting hit on by clients, co-workers, at least one manager, and on top of it all she has a BF. Course I always play it cool and never try or say anything untoward toward her. Girls like this go crazy when you act like she ain't no big thing at all. She's always trying to fish for compliments from me which I don't give in to. I'm playing reverse psychology on her and man does it work.

And then.. in comes another babe, a hot Latin number from another dept. She comes in sometimes to borrow some coffee grounds to make a fresh pot or whatever. The first time I noticed that the girl in my dept didn't like her was when the Latin girl wasn't there, Girl A, the hottie, started saying stuff about her; how she was a cheap HO and so forth, and a mean bitch. None of which I had ever witnessed before. Matter of fact the Latin girl seems quite nice.

But I did notice that the Latin girl calls me 'sweetheart' and such in front of the hottie when she comes over. In other words these two girls don't like each other and I can see how they're trying to use me in the battleground in order to wield their little war. Girl A was really pissed off that I was letting the Latina babe use our copier when hers ran aground. It was no big deal but she kept going on about how mean a bitch the other girl was and that I shouidn't be her friend.

And then I noticed that girl A was stepping up the operation as far as coming on to me went. I think she's trying to make me forget all about the hot Latina babe who came on strong on her own the last time she came by a day ago. Of course Girl A has the advantage since we work close together every day and she has the opportunity for footsies, kneesies, thighsies and whatever else comes to your mind. But I'd like to keep these girls on an even keel as far as that goes because gal A has really been stepping up the operation lately.

I know girls are competitive, especially these two hotties. I'd like to add them both to my list. Seems like we all have a stake in this. The other day when everyone was breaking for lunch, the Latina babe came by just to visit and chat. No one was there to witness this and to go back to tell girl A anything, just me. So That tells me she is ready willing and able to take the campaign up a notch or two.

They say you can get burned trying to play two ends against the middle but I can't see how in my particular case.

Keyboard Jockey,

Armchair Playa

Yesterday, while girl 'A' let's call her 'Gina' was surfing Frederick's Of Hollywood on the computer, she asked if I had ever been to a strip club. When I told her my friend treated me to dinner a couple of times at an upscale strip club she said "I'm jealous" and then asked another female co worker if she wanted to go after work one of these days to a strip joint. Should I have asked to come along? Or is she testing me?

Very nice situation you got going on. Hope you get at least one of the girls.

I wonder how we can survive, this romance, but in the end if I'm with you, I'll take the chance...

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"HEY LOOK AT ME"

"NO LOOK AT ME"

"NO ME!"

"NO ME, NOT THAT BITCH!!!"

Talk about a couple of attention whores and drama queens. Move on.

If you continue down this trainwreck path you get everything you deserve in the end.

Oh.. I thought you were talking about David here.. haha

What's that? Threesome?

lmao .

Girl A has a boyfriend. End of story. There shouldn't be any intentions toward her that contradict that fact. She sounds really young and immature. The latina girl, if she were single, sounds like a much nicer prospect. Plus she doesn't badmouth the first girl which is a very big plus.

"Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions. -Albert Einstein"

All that is necessary for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing.

He who dares wins.

Quit projecting!